Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He thinks there are only five states, y'know, and that one of them is named Chim-Cham"

• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• There is only ONE God
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• There is only one electron
• there is only one soul
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• There is only one season in Houston
• There can be only one
• there are five lights (node_forward)
• Hitler has only got one ball
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Only Ones
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• One hour there was sunlight
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• How to abolish one of the United States
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• and he thinks he (user)
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• And yet he continues to sit there
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• State your name for the record please
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Words that only have one context
• There's no point unless you make one
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• one and only (user)
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He and she are one
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• One point five words about love
• Some names belong only to you
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• only the named can be destroyed
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Seeing Is Forgetting the Name of the Thing One Sees
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• One Night I Think
• One Night Only
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• one name phenomenon
• one four five
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• one person, one vote in a unitary state
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• We only eat the stupid ones
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Five to One
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• isn't there more than one book
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Five sonnets to the aloof one
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• What's he building in there?
• Winter's Tale V.i
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The Five Jars - Chapter One
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Alternative Names for the United States
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• People with programming languages named after them
• He Was Only Joking
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There are no more Horse Names in the Republic
• for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
• Republican In Name Only
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• One Node to Rule Them All
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• There is no "One", either
• There's one born again every minute
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I remember, there was one
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• One in Five
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• the only one (user)
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Five Guys Named Moe
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Two States, Five Senses: The Michigan and New York Apple Gathering

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