Findings:
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Snickers told me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- Tell me a story about trains
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- she, he, and me
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Tell me a story about cranes
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Live the greatest story ever told
- The Shoes Told the Whole Story
- A thousand stories never told
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- He loves me, he loves me not
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- The day he gave me a lift
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- What the dust told me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- boss i wish you had told me
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- Tell me a story about rains
- He taught me how to smoke
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- New York City: What my Father told me
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- Things you told me when we were in love
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- The Shortest Story Ever Told
- QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
- She told me she wouldn't
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he that is not with me is against me
- he calls me girly (user)
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He called me Sarah once
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- he calls me monster
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The stone that told me
- She told me to say that
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Tell me a story
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- If you told me this never happened
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Lies my physicists told me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell him, she told me
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me a story about mains
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He brings me books like flowers
- Tell me a story about elephants
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- New York City: What my sister told me
- New York City: What Martin told me
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- he'
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- So, he's leaving
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
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