Findings:
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- The World Was Wide Enough
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- That's Just How He Was
- some say he was never here at all
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- He Was Only Joking
- I was a free man once, in Saigon
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- At least he was gentle
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- All he left her was alone
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He was found
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
- Once was enough
- Reuptake is not enough to set you free
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- She was free
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Free as a Bird
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- More than he was willing to give
- It was free, so I took it.
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He Was a Crook
- I married him because he was not mean
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- he was a punk poet himself
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- making certain he was touching her
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- Free Bird
- Appropriately
- bird
- Big Bird
- Mutton birds
- King of Birds
- Bird cage
- Bird fancier
- Bird of paradise
- Bird pepper
- Bird's nest
- Devil bird
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- Lyre bird
- Mallee bird
- Peabody bird
- Sea bird
- Water bird
- Wheatsel bird
- Whidah bird
- Whydah bird
- Widow bird
- US State Birds
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- pikka bird
- Bird by Bird
- To the Man-of-War Bird
- Bridge of Birds
- Cordwainer Bird
- Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
- Collections of Birds
- broken-winged bird (user)
- I know why the caged bird sings... I know why
- A dead bird and a drunken father
- Geezer bird
- Names for groups of birds
- The frozen north will hatch a flightless bird
- Green Bird
- As Birds bring forth the Sun
- Why Do Birds Sing?
- The Birds
- The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
- Birds of America
- Stymphalian Birds
- Whence Comes This Rush Of Wings? (Carol of the Birds)
- Yellow Bird
- frigate bird
- Birds (user)
- Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
- The First Birds and the First Mammals
- The Bird of the Difficult Eye
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- White Bird
- First Fiction: Birds
- Larry Bird Exception
- bird repellant
- These are the days when birds come back
- Bird shit on your head
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- The Little Bird
- Sweet Bird of Youth
- Early Bird
- The love affair between the leaves and the birds
- Birds of Rhiannon
- Squished tubers and dead bird: An orphans' Thanksgiving
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- The Secret Language of Birds
- The Boy and The Birds
- Fitcher's Bird
- The golden Bird
- The Three Little Birds
- The Mouse, The Bird and the Sausage
- For the Birds
- The Golden Bird: Part Two
- How to make a pine cone bird feeder
- porno bird (user)
- Early Bird Exception
- God gave a loaf to every bird
- squirt the bird
- bird bath
- Bird's opening
- Birds of Prey
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- My heart is like a bird in the wounded night
- Birds of Fire
- Night Birds on Nantucket
- Quetzal Birds in Love
- impossible birds
- Australian birds
- The Gertrude Bird
- bird (user)
- Boatswain bird
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