Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hmmm. The fine print seems to only address SOME AI. Wonder if he has an ulterior motive? I'm shocked, shocked by the very thought. Shocked, I tell you"

• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• Serpahim Shock
• Warning from Dual Shock instructions on the Sony Playstation
• septic shock
• Insulin shock therapy
• Shock TV
• reverse culture shock
• Pet peeves as experience of culture shock
• Static Shock
• toxic shock syndrome
• now shock
• After Shock
• hydrostatic shock
• termination shock
• Major Electric Shock
• anaphylactic shock
• shock collar
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• shock jock
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• shock value
• Shock the Monkey
• shock absorber
• Shock Rifle
• shock tactics
• Short sharp shock
• The difference between shocks and struts
• culture shock through washing dishes
• in shock
• Shock Theater
• Electric shock
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Detroit Shock
• Shock Corridor
• hypovolemic shock
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• culture shock
• The shock value of changing your appearance drastically
• Future shock
• shock media
• Tokyo Shock Boys
• Cho'^e'n, the arousing (shock, thunder)
• Michelle Shocked
• feature shock
• System Shock
• System Shock 2
• shock therapy
• Yudkowsky's Scale of Future Shock Levels
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• shock wave
• The New Addams Family Electric Shock Machine
• sticker shock
• Shell shock
• Drosophila heat shock proteins
• jargon shock
• Cadian Shock Troops
• ASMD Shock Rifle
• bow shock
• Shock and Awe
• shock cannon
• Electronic Shock Protection
• The Shock Doctrine
• Shock treatment
• M&M's Shell Shocked
• Terminator: Future Shock
• Wire Shock
• Tulsa Shock
• shock off
• Lehman Shock
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Shock and Awesome
• diabetic shock
• Shock
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• everyone has some burden they carry
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I'm not very cool
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• He Was Only Joking
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• I'm Only Sleeping
• Being a dickhead
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• great things he has taught us
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• he has her eyes
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Mail forwarding
• some say he was never here at all
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• George W. Bush's address, the War on Iraq has begun - March 19, 2003
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He has spit in my coat
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• some people believe that they've given more to the world than the world has given to them
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Address at Rice University on the Nation's Space Effort (1962) by John F. Kennedy
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• He did very little harm
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• Some AI Koans

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