Findings:
- How the West Was Won
- How the West Was Lost
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- How the Terrorists Won the War
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- How advertisers reach us
- How to herd people in public
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- There was a land where lived no violets
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How I Won the War
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
- US West
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- Upon the hills where day was done
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- That's Just How He Was
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- How Pac-Man got his name
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- Who what when where why & how
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How the Earth was destroyed
- Charles Bridgeman
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Hell isn't not knowing where to belong. Hell is not knowing how.
- How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- November 4, 1995
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- A conversation where none was invited
- How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the American flag got raped
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How the US failed in China
- How France won World War II
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How America was mapped
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Eero Mäntyranta
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- Running a BBS
- How the Raja's Son Won the Princess Labam
- How to predict US vetoes
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How I Won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest
- How was Trump at Munich?
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Where kisses take us
- Counties Won by H. Ross Perot in the 1992 US Presidential Election
- It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- Where Once Life Was
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Where's the kaboom?
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Where I Was
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- West Side is where it's at, baby
- Star Wars is where East meets West
- Finding air where matter once was
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- You've got mail
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- I've Got a Secret
- Trump Lost, Biden Won. Get over it.
- The Statue Got Me High
- I've got a little list
- You've Got Stalkers
- The one that got away
- Got root?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Got to Get You into My Life
- I got a good feeling!
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- The Songs That Got Away
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Everyone's got their drug
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- We've got company
- You've Got A Friend
- Ya Got Trouble
- I Got Rhythm
- i got nothin (user)
- I gots a Weasel
- I got a 1400 on the SAT
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- Your cable TV just got better!
- The day Wendy's snake got away
- I've got mine
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I got sunshine in a bag
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- Ain't We Got Fun?
- We've Got A World That Swings
- Because I Got High
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- You've got to paddle
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