Findings:
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How to kill an eel
- How much for the little girl?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How we killed Borges
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- How to kill brain cells
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to scare a little kid with religion
- Humane octopus killing
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How to kill a mouse
- How not to kill primroses
- Only a little child could kill this cleanly
- How to kill a vampire
- How to kill a Sim
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How Doth the Little Crocodile
- How to fake your own little death
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- She says kill. I say how many.
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- How to kill a monster
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Rest Now, Little Wolf (A Vigil for Aria, or, How the Lamb Stood in an Empty Room Filled With Empty Friends)
- How to kill a Terminator
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to kill a clown
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- bugger
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- bugger all
- Bugger this: I want a better world
- the bugger (user)
- The Buggre Alle This Bible
- baldy bugger (user)
- bugger thy neighbour
- Buggers the scanning device
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How NOT to write software
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
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