Findings:
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I can feel the difference in your touch
- When water chokes you
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How much more can we bear?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You didn't feel anything, did you
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- Water can
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- How long can you hold your breath?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- can you get enough of me?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I can feel you forgetting me
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to tell she's good looking
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How can you still breathe?
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How can I see far?
- the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How can you sleep at night?
- Any fool can make a rule
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I can still feel you...
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How fast can blind people read?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Any house can become a prison
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Know How, Can Do
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I can quit any time I want
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- I can feel the reality of your teeth, your jaw.
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- like you're blind but still can see
- How can Poets Survive
- Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
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