Findings:
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- It is sad how many were torn off
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- how you spend your time is what you become
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- how many more must die?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How to time waste at work
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How many primes are there?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How many infinities are there?
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- I don't get many things right the first time
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many beans make five?
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How many elephants
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I know how many there are.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- How many special people change?
- a great many things are dying very violently all the time
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Bard
- Barded
- Bards of passion & of mirth
- Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
- you spoony bard!
- The Voice of the Ancient Bard
- I have a damaged bard's gene...
- The Three Frivolous Bards of the Island of Britain
- Three Baptismal Bards of the Isle of Britain
- Gorsedd of Bards
- Wilkie Bard
- Bard: The Odyssey of the Irish
- The Bard's Tale
- Bard's Tale IV
- English Bards and Scotch Reviewers
- Bardd (user)
- Gilded Messiah (user)
- Gilded Politics
- The Gilded Truffle
- GILD (user)
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to dispose of a corpse
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How's it hanging?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to be invisible
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How NOT to write software
- How do men touch you?
- how to dry roses
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
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