Findings:
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How I survived the Great Conclusion Jump of 1995
- How to jump start a car
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Lost in Boston?
- How to land a jet plane on an aircraft carrier
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
- time stretches out like frayed rope
- like something out of a story
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- out like a light
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- how to short out a phone line
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to land a plane
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Sounding like a child
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to read poetry out loud
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Spitting out teeth like ampersands
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- How to Fall Out of Love
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- How to fall out of an airplane
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How do you write like that?
- How to jump in puddles
- How do ya like them apples?
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to get more out of Psi
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How to jump into water from a height
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to survive a plane crash
- How to escape domestic violence
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to have an out of body experience
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- When you blow out like a dead star
- What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- Surviving a long-distance plane flight
- Discordian Code
- Learn how to fly
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
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