Findings:

• like you're blind but still can see
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'd like some dreams too
• You're too young to be so old
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Hot pursuit
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• It's almost like you're real
• I like you too
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• and things we're all too young to know
• young son (user)
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• But I Like You
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• She's Too Young
• You're too good to be human
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You're to Make Young Gems
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• again, I am too young
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• War is hell but men like it
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• How to save money and help the earth too
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• You're like a brother to me
• Never look like you're staring
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You're not my son
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What happens if you're too nice?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• But who codes the coders?
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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