Findings:

• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm No Angel
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm not homophobic but...
• There is no god but God
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• I'm not fucking bored
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Im No Writer (user)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm not racist but...
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Close, but no cigar
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Being a dickhead
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• No, but I'll have a beer
• There is no dream but this.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• no ideas but in things
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm No Fool
• I'm no Whitman...
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm fine no really
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I'm no Socrates
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Becoming a Buddhist
• Buddhist vegetarians
• What Buddhists Believe
• One Minute Buddhist
• Buddhist prayer
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Buddhist Hybrid Sanskrit
• Zen Buddhist Christmas Tree
• Buddhist Texts (user)
• Buddhist monks are sexy
• The Nudist Buddhist (user)
• New Buddhist (user)
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Good from far, but far from good
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!

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