Findings:

• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The one my father never met
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've Never Been to Me
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I've Never met a nice South African
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• A bird never flew on one wing
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Ski piss
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• I've never
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The Wild Colonials
• Good old fashioned fucking
• fucking eh
• Fucking A
• The difference between fucking and making love
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I despise ribbon cable
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Shopping and Fucking
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• The donuts are so pretty
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Ho Ho Fucking Ho
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Fucking
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Live Era '87-'93
• couch fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Give me back my bike!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Fucking Anais
• How to clean a bathroom
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• It's my fucking job to know
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Out of his fucking mind
• I am so fucking happy
• Young People Fucking
• Songs About Fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• it's the fucking truth
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• Customer service is a fucking given
• you fucking moron (user)
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• Fucking is fucking
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• -ive
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I've Got a Secret
• Why programming is a good medium for expressing poorly understood and sloppily-formulated ideas
• Burl Ives
• I've got the Internet
• Things that I've overheard
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• Neatest trip I've had
• I've got a little list
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Things I've learned from Everything
• of all the things i've lost..
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I think I've forgiven her
• I Feel I've Melted
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've Seen It All
• David Ives
• I've lost you
• I've Been Tired
• I've developed a new skill
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• But lately, I've been too tired to care

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