Findings:

• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Being a dickhead
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• lizards don't understand
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I'm not racist but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• They don't understand my tea
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't understand math
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• but don't take my word for it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• they carry but they do not understand
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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