Findings:

• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't want a calculator
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• I Want to Live
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't want to be alone
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I don't want to offend
• you don't want to know
• I don't want to get over you
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't want a label
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• don't live with your clients
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• Why I Don't Want Children
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Would you want to live there?
• I want to live in a world of a marketplace of ideas.
• Do you really want to live forever?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't want children
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Things people don't want to hear
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't want to go home
• I don't want to die
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I don't want to be successful
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I don't want to see her
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Don't hump the monkey
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't want to go back to work
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• Do you want to live forever?
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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