Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Before you, there was me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• This node was made for you and me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I was a homeless bum
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Admitted
• Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Ted, Just Admit It
• I admit my flaws
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• Why Not Me?
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I and me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• away from me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Gag me with a spoon
• Tell me a story about elephants
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Society made me what I am
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Please help me!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Me So Horny
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• The Statue Got Me High
• Feigning smiles for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Nothing can stop me now
• stop picking on me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Commercials depress me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Windows ME
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"

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