Findings:

• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• The Hare Who Got Married
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• almost poetry
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Almost Glycerin
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• Got Milk?
• You Really Got Me
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Blue Got Up
• Why I got my tattoo
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• How Pac-Man got his name
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Got prostate cancer?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• I've Got the World on a String
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor

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