Findings:

• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• If No One Will Love Me
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i am no one (user)
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• There will be no more stories to read
• I know when the world will end
• Am am no prophet
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Middle With No Beginning Without End
• The horror story to end all horror stories
• Whose servant am I?
• The Great Grand E2 Dork Story (collaboration)
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• What story there awaits its end?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• How the Story of Oz Came to an End
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Great Old Ones
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Ms Blithe tours the great stereotypes of the world, part one.
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• I am an IT Department of One.
• One A.M.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I am no prophet
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• How to frustrate your students to no end
• How the universe will end
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• Sorrow Will Come in the End
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The four great ones
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil
• A great thought
• I am no poet
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am listening to hear where you are
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am an army of one
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Depression is a good thing
• What story down there awaits its end?
• War Without End, Part One
• The end of a story
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Live the greatest story ever told
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Longest science fiction story ever
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Great One
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The Great Wise One (user)
• All that I am and ever want to be
• The Great One
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• one great love
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I am no longer the youngest
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• no more stupid, i am full
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• I am a minority of one
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• The end will be a sellout
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
• End of messages. No more new messages.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• End of a love story
• This is how the world ends: a love story
• A Small Scrap Near the End of Your Story
• Will I ever know?
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• now that I am no longer
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The shortest detective story ever
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• the best damned story ever written

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