Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I do not have a cellphone, and never shall. Cellphone people piss me off."

• Using a command line
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why old people piss me off
• Cellphones in Israel
• Cellphone Macarena
• Bitch's Nickname on My Cellphone (document)
• cellphone (user)
• Why I hate my cellphone
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Stuff White People Do
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Do you think it's me?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I never know what to do with my hands
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Do what you have to do
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• Do you know me?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You Do Something To Me
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Ground rush
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• I like you; do you like me?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What shall we do with a drunken poet? (document)
• You, standing
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• What you do to me
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Why do people believe in God?
• Why do children have to die?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• How Do You Want Me?
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Do you like me?
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• This Is What You Shall Do
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• What Do I Do With Me
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Why males have nipples
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Treatment of corporations
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Do blind people dream?
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• just because they never bothered to really do
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The full moon made me do it
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?

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