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• He flops over and bonks his head
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Don't Go Out the Door
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• He don't know
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Being queer is about being you
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back By Popular Demand
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• Mind racing, a while back
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Amidala Got Back
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• Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• A ladder back chair from Connecticut, c. 1800
• Looking at the back of your own head
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• What the world wants to know about newts
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Things you should know about King James
• About Being Different
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• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Don't Look Back
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• The Girl from Ipanema
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• He never looked back
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Solving a system of equations by back substitution
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• Putting a duvet cover back on by yourself
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• A story about a person I do not know
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• The bored who complain
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Don't tell me about her
• Kirby G6
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Don't think about it
• I want to hear about his day in person
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• What I know about this table
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I know what is about to come
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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