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• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• We Ain't Got All Night
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All The Wasted Time
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• And they all just stood and stared
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I remember when all this was trees
• Protect yourselves at all times
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• And in time all this will pass
• Long Haired Preachers
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They think it's all over
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• grocery store time pause
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• I see you online, all the time
• All the time Nina (user)
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• All bouquets wilt in time
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• The greatest limerick of all time
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• All will be well again in time
• USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
• Everyone's got their drug
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• all living things must above all else have hope
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• The Observer 100 Greatest Novels of All Time
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• All Hell
• I don't remember all that much
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Party all the time
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I had been hungry all the years
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They All Laughed
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
• We drink plants all the time
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All that innocence, shot to hell
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I came out here to remember it all
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• All of what I almost remember
• This happens all the time
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• Where are all the time travelers?
• You will not remember me at all
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• lest she lose all else
• Been feeling red all week
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Time Destroys All Things
• All Hell Broke Lucy
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• One letter can make all the difference
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Loving U Thru It All
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