Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no output and I must scream
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Atheists have no support group
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Kids have no concept of time
• Why I want to have children
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have root on your head
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have no faith in your God
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No one wants you the way you are
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You have no power over me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have no hair
• Californians have no soul
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Our calendars have no meaning
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have no complaint
• We Have No Moat
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• I have no money and I must pay
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Computers have no sense of time
• Words Have No Meaning
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no idea!! (user)
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• People want what they cannot have
• I want to have your abortion
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• You, standing
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• They have no bones.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I want to have known
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Where the streets have no name
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Heart, have no pity
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• How to scream when no one is looking
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• No Roots
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• No, but I'll have a beer
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Let them have Festivas
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)

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