Findings:

• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You have no socially redeeming value
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not racist but...
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I have never felt more alive
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Californians have no soul
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• There is no dream but this.
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have no complaint
• Where the streets have no name
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have no hair
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Atheists have no support group
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have no faith in your God
• There is no god but God
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Being a dickhead
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Close, but no cigar
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• no ideas but in things
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down

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