Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I love that you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm wearing grunge clothes because it's laundry day and neither of us want to fold"

• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Women want me when I'm taken
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm Not In Love
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Friday, I'm in love
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• O tell me the truth about love
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm falling in love with you
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Pity me not because the light of day
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• When I'm at my computer.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I'm always breathless when you call
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I walk around when I'm high
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Because I'm an adult
• Being a dickhead
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm Just Me (user)
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• when even the plants have abandoned me

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