Findings:
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- How to herd people in public
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Capitalize, please
- people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- And I don't even know their names
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- People who carp about their jobs
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- Here is the Church
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- A letter written about the Separation of Church and State
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- here's the thing about the brain download
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Don't think about it
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- Here's the thing about losing a limb
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- People are not meant to run around naked. We are meant to saunter.
- we can all just be around other people
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
- Application for Active Membership in the Church of Satan
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
- No Name Church
- the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
- Don't beat around the bush
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Talking about the weather
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Don't tell me about her
- It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- Talking about death
- An Incomplete List of Things About Chickens
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- How to get around censorware
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Get around
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
- Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
- Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
- we all float around here
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
- How babies get around
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- to a place where no one's around
- The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Leveling up in church means more clothes
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Don't shit where you eat
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- A joke about dealing with people
- You, standing
- I don't care about the air
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- talking shit about a pretty sunset
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- The bored who complain
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- A story about Mia and church
- I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- Talking about death 2
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
- i had a dream about the future
- Treatment for a television series about Mean Old Joe the town character
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What are you talking about?
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- You're not from around here, are you?
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- The thing to understand about trans people
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
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