Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I paid the check in full and left a generous tip as thanks for the shitty service. As awful as it was, I got to sit across the table from her."

• All he left her was alone
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• across a wider table
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Saturday night, the words falling from her lips
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Tales From the Service Center
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Tips on not getting caught, from Paul Manafort
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• What was left was tiny
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• From across a crowded room
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• Across the street from the karaoke bar
• making certain he was touching her
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• Notes from the Service Line
• Her presumptive green lipstick shown across the room
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Paid in Full
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Rachel from Cardholder services
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• On Her Majesty's Service
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Head of paid service
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The people from work table
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• As She Climbed Across the Table
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Inches away from her face
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I got it from Agnes
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Getting free pizza
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I think of Marriage as a Feast Table full of various Foods
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Her name was Natalie
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• All that’s left of her is black print
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Small bits of glitter accidentally left on her eyelashes
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• What was left after the party
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• From Her to Eternity
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• I watched her from afar
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• H-Day: Sweden's conversion from left to right side driving
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
• Getting free computer parts
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Thanks from our Hearts
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I wonder sometimes if it is milk in her hair, full of sweetness,
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Her dreams involve a backstroke and a full moon
• her curiosity got the better of her.
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
• On Her Majesty's Secret Service
• I was sure it was her
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• Since I left her
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• A million feet in military lockstep across the new millennium's bridges
• The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
• Check Print

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