Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I put my bra on one boob at a time and sometimes I mess up and have to call the hospital."

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• I must have called a thousand times
• call me garbage one more time
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• One day at a time
• Baptist fear of dancing
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• They grow up. No one told me.
• These go to eleven
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• The one I will still call yours
• I could have been one of a two
• I don't have the time
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Sometimes With One I Love
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Baby One More Time
• one putt (user)
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• And then one day you wake up
• One up
• How to unclip a bra with one hand
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• One Last Time
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• One at a Time
• one time programmable
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The Life and Times, part one.
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• McLean Hospital and Unit One
• Average Call Time
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• People have fucked up before
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Long Haired Preachers
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• one time password
• One Strand at a Time
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• One Time Pad
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• one time (user)
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• What time do you call this, then?
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have one whole anus
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Kids have no concept of time
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Computers have no sense of time
• Words that only have one context
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• In the time you have
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Have One On Me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• because I have given up any care
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Mess up
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• anemotis's morning wake up call

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