Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I solemnly swear that this was an actual plot of at least two hours of network television in the 1970s"

• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• America One Television Network
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Archaic Network Television Love Letters vol. II
• At Least It Was Here
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Archaic Network Television Love Letters vol. I
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• This was their finest hour
• I wish I was a half of a two
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• The day I was showering with two black men
• At least he was gentle
• It was the least I could do
• One hour there was sunlight
• I make two gallons of gas an hour
• 1970s
• 1970
• Internet timeline : 1970s
• Hugo Awards: 1970
• Pierre Elliott Trudeau's speech of October 16, 1970
• Nebula Award Finalists: 1970
• Charles Manson's 1970 Testimony
• January 1, 1970
• UK Number One singles of 1970
• 1970 Ford Thunderbird
• December 1970 Insurrection in Poland
• Tony Awards: 1970
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Live at the Isle of Wight Festival 1970
• the 1970s
• Office coffee in the 1970s
• Actual
• The possible surpasses the actual
• actual operating system locales
• Art has an actual purpose
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• Actual Air
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Abstract Notions versus Actual Circumstance
• This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• This place needs more actual little piggies. Let's begin.
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• This place needs more actual discontent. Let's begin.
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• hours
• hour
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• This half of this node will self-destruct in 24 hours
• The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour
• The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour
• rush hour
• Wages and Hours Act
• Billable Hours
• Vomiting on your great grandma's Volvo in the early hours of the Vernal Equinox
• Get hours
• open 24 hours
• 28 hour day
• Happy Hour
• The shortest hour known to man
• Canonical Hours
• One Hour to Madness and Joy
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Golden Hour
• Good Hours
• The Happiest Day, The Happiest Hour
• Half an hour later in Newfoundland
• book of hours
• Ampere hour
• Surah 93 The Morning Hours
• The hours bleed.
• The Diametric Literature Hour
• Open All Hours
• Chase and Sanborn Hour
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• The Children's Hour
• magic hour shoot
• The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• shower hours
• The Story of an Hour
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• 1 hour photo
• People Power in the Disco Hour
• There are not enough hours in the day
• the clock turns and hours step
• 24 hour clock
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• Gallon of milk in an hour bet
• 24 Hours of Adrenaline
• The eleventh hour
• in the dark humming hours of the night
• Nine Hours to Rama
• The Holy Power Hour
• The Hour Of Bewilderbeast
• Seventeen Hours of MTV's Take a Stand Against Discrimination
• Ithaca HOURS
• The Hours
• witching hour
• triple witching hour
• Hancock's Half Hour
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Four hours passed, and as many people
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• The Ninth Hour
• top of the hour
• bottom of the hour
• hour hand
• Ninety mile an hour tape
• Hex Enduction Hour
• Hour of Slack
• power hour
• There are not enough hours in our day
• 24 Hour Party People
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• The Witching Hour
• On The Hour
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• Tico Hour
• Prayers of St John Chrysostom for each hour of the day and night
• After Hours Trading
• Westbound on Interstate 10, four hours from El Paso
• Zero Hour
• The crazy hours of pregnancy
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Rush Hour 2
• Permitted hours
• half an hour
• 40 Hour Famine
• The 48 Hour Movie
• Amateur Hour
• 24 Hours of Le Mans
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Golden Hours
• One Hour Photo
• The end of free AOL hours
• On leaving some friends at an early hour
• The 24 Hour Movie
• 25th Hour
• 8 hours of Driver's Improvement, the easy way
• 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
• 48 Hours
• 24 hour liquor license
• Skunk Hour
• 1000 Hours Deluxe American Superwar Gold!
• 88 miles an hour
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• The Brady Bunch Hour
• The Violet Hour
• Finest Hour
• 110 Kilometers Per Hour
• Command & Conquer: Generals: Zero Hour
• work hours
• SimCity 4: Rush Hour
• The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• This is the Hour
• 24 Hour RPG
• Round the Moon: 2 : The First Half Hour
• Round the Moon: 14: The Night of Three Hundred and Fifty-Four Hours and a Half

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