Findings:

• how my computer nearly killed me
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I was a homeless bum
• It kills me to watch them go
• There was no one waiting for me...
• man when you are telling me how it was
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• That which does not kill me...
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• kill me (user)
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• kill me now (user)
• She kills me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Please Kill Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• It was beauty killed the beast.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• the signal was killed
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• This node was made for you and me
• Before you, there was me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Someone please kill me
• DJ Shadow
• DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
• DJ Renegade
• DJ Magic Mike
• DJ Logic
• DJ Food
• DJ Qbert
• Imitating a DJ's turntable with your voice
• DJ name
• DJ Scud
• DJ Pascal
• wedding DJs
• DJ Venom
• DJ Zero
• hang the DJ
• Djed Pillar
• DJ Assault
• So you want to be a DJ?
• How to DJ
• DJ Rectangle
• DJ Dan
• DJ Tiësto
• DJ Magic Mike (user)
• DJ JOSH (user)
• DJ Muggs
• DJ Lazy (user)
• Dj Toxigyn (user)
• djs (user)
• DJs
• DJ Tool
• Journeys by DJ: Coldcut
• DJ Vadim
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• DJ Sammy
• DJ leslie
• Little Sound DJ
• DJ Frenchman (user)
• DJ Xenoc (user)
• God is a DJ
• dj Cheb i Sabbah
• DJ Ope (user)
• DJ Opie (user)
• Dj GreyStray (user)
• The Singing DJ
• DJ Kicks
• dj bowie (user)
• dj pacman (user)
• kill file
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Kill Rock Stars
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor

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