Findings:

• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• May I Have This Dance?
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• AES may have been broken
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• As We May Think
• You don't have any real problems
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• You, standing
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Houston, we have a problem
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - III. What the Man-in-the-Street Thinks
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• based on events that may have happened
• I may or may not have been naked
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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