Findings:
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- keep your hands up
- Dealing yourself a new hand
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Good from far, but far from good
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt weld
- Water butt
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Mandibular block injection
- old chestnut: all but two
- answer: all but two
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- strap yourself into the cornbread transformation matrix
- equal but opposite
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Fell, But Tried
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- but aren't we all
- Cat Butt
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Butt fluffies
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- But who nodes the noders?
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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