Findings:
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- I would like to have emotions
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- Would you like to know more?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- you would have been
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- shining like blasphemous stars on an endless ceiling in hell
- I kind of like doing the dishes
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
- He'll never know what he's missing
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- I know what it's like to be dead
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- What pornos would have us believe
- I was doing so well.
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Bernie would have won
- How to know if something is worth doing
- he would have cried
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- She knew what she was doing
- Run Like Hell
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- What the hell was she thinking?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- It's Like, You Know...
- Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
- War is hell but men like it
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Act like you know
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Would you know if you were insane?
- And then God laughed like Hell
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Art has an actual purpose
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- You stole what they would have given you
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- he would have laughed
- What is it like to have a soul?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- What it's like to have a community
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- What it's like to have cancer
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
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