Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If a good Jew decides to eat pork, he ought to enjoy it so much that the fat runs down his chin"

• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Bubbles Runs the Voodoo Down
• He speaks so well!
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• So Much For the Afterglow
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• So Much for Dreaming
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Oooh it's so good!
• Slimming the Fat Controller: Good MVC Design
• Too much of a good thing
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The River looks so good tonight
• Eat any good books lately?
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• So much it scares me
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• 'T is so much joy!
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Good Eats
• so good
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• Run Down
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• You've never had it so good
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He just left his body
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• He made a way to his anger
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• So you've decided to start smoking
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• the word eat he
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Fat alley cats eat garbage
• Life Is So Good
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• So you've decided to order pizza…
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Is this good for the Jews?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Good help is so hard to find
• He weaves his words
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Never Had It So Good
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• he is too shy to write his tale
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• So much nothing
• Why I love Pascal so much
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• My fragmentation lets the rot run deep, old sectors of the system are quietly shutting down, unattended, unseen, unwanted
• Hope runs down the crevices of your soul and drowns you
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Run the roads down
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• Pork fat rules
• So far, so good
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• He's a good guy friend
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Why are socks so darn good?
• Taste So Good
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• so bad it's good
• You were always so good to me
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He's a good conversationalist, he's a gentleman
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He flops over and bonks his head
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• So, he's leaving
• bump bump bump my finger down his spine
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals

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