Findings:
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- No one has died
- One by One
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- death passed him by
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- Something to remember me by
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- By One Minute
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Murder by Death
- Death by jargon
- Nibbled to death by ducks
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He Never Died
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He weaves his words
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Death by Water
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He made a way to his anger
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He and she are one
- death by multimeter
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Death by Soy
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- the honor of death by arrow
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- Death By Neko (user)
- death by boom boom (user)
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- Death by cake
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Hump one to death
- Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- every secret thing was made by some one
- "Death" by Mathematics
- He died on a Sunday morning
- death i think is no parenthesis
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
- A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Surely he would remember this
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He ain't no movie star
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Death By Chocolate
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- he is too shy to write his tale
- he remembers January, February, and March
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- The Wild Colonials
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- Death by Milkfloat
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- Death by tomato leaves
- One if by land, two if by sea
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- Death by Woman (user)
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
- Death by Sexy
- Double crust death by lemon pie
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
- Death by Cucco
- To reduce risk of death by electric shock
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- He Who Is Death
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- Death by Black Hole
- no death for you
- I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
- On the Occasion of One Hundred Thousand Deaths
- he just died
- One Finger Death Punch
- Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He said, expecting the answer no
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- his cat must have died
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- The Senseless Death of a Once Removed Friend
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Killed By Death
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
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