Findings:

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know what else to do
• Our work and why we do it
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Fighting someone else's battle
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• will do (user)
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• someone else's hand
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• you are someone else
• What was stolen by someone else
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Don't work at a golf course
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Someone else's toilet
• Loving someone else's wife
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Talking on wires is the devil's work
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Card counter
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• we have a lot of work to do
• The Devil made me do it
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't you ever go to work?
• you don't have to do this
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Work like you don't need the money
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't want to go back to work
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• my name on someone else's body
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Absolutely, to someone else
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Helping people cheat
• real trust is letting someone else q-tip your ears
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Stranger in someone else's dream
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Don't do that then!
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• I don't know what to do with you
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do what you will. I will
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do you work here?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Do What You Will
• Helping a loved one with depression
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I will do science to it
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil

If you Log in you could create a "If you don't do the devil's work, someone else will" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.