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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Shit or get off the pot
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Church of All Words
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• First Church of Christ of the Big Bang
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
• First Church of the Apocalypse
• First Reformed Dutch Church
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• The Church Brew Works
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Church of All Worlds
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• maybe everything will work out after all
• The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• I don't want children
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• mr. know it all (user)
• How to get a girl's attention
• Church
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• women and children first
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Atheist children get presents day
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Morning dew covered the park and all its benches
• left or right, you're both wrong
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• keep out of reach of children
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• First Children
• Abused or neglected children
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Children of the Corny 5: 5'll get you 10!
• Do you know where your children are?
• Church of the Subgenius
• It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• You're All I Need to Get By
• know it all (user)
• I came out here to remember it all
• woman of all work
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• All out
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• to know all practical things
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Tracers work both ways
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Keep out of the reach of children
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Taking Children Seriously
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• pull out all the stops
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Children of the Corny: A Nodermeet Out on the Prairie
• Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
• Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Church Lady
• Why I Don't Want Children
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The children are all crying in their pens
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Can't we all just get along?
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Ministry of All the Talents
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Children Of All Ages
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• not all people pay taxes
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• and things we're all too young to know
• All good men are either gay or married
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• A definitive list of all the menstruating women I know
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All you need is attention and ...
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• It's like you don't carrot all
• To love and lose or not at all?

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