Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you have a job then hire me but do not vulture off the hopes and dreams of the unemployed."

• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Do you know me?
• There is no dream but this.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't do that then!
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Nobody for me but you
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Why males have nipples
• What time do you call this, then?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• they carry but they do not understand
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me

If you Log in you could create a "If you have a job then hire me but do not vulture off the hopes and dreams of the unemployed." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.