Findings:
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
- I've got socks
- i've done nothing lately
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Because I Got High
- Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
- I've Got the World on a String
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- I've got a little list
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I've Got a Woman
- I've got the music in me
- I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
- I've got mine
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- I've got more than enough to eat at home
- ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
- I've got the Internet
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- I've Got a Secret
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- "Because it's cold"
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Because it all burns up
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
- I write because I cannot speak
- Because I can!
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- For, because
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- because everything that is connected is beautiful
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- because it represents, better yet, it is
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