Findings:
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- blondes have more fun
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How the mighty have fallen
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How could you ever have enough?
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- How we have grown apart
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Sex in a small car
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Dumpster diving for fun and profit
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I know I have been dreaming
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to have an out of body experience
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- How long have you known?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- No, but I'll have a beer
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- How to make sports games more fun
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- But I have seen the sun just once
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Sex with a chicken
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Art has an actual purpose
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- How to "Have People"
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- How to have an epileptic fit
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- You, standing
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- How to have lesbian sex
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Fun things to do in an elevator
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- Fun with NetMeeting
- There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Fun at work
- Fun for Everyone
- Staple Gun Fun
- a fun math game
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- Fun things to do in Idaho
- fun Latin quotes
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Fun with telemarketing calls
- 50 fun things to do in church
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- autonoding is fun and educational
- fun with translations
- Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
- Why it's fun to dose your relatives
- Fun with cops!
- As much fun as watching paint dry
- Fun Dip
- Fun with AOL say!
- Musing on the nature of reality is fun
- Fun things to do in biology class
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- 'Allo 'Allo Cartoon Fun
- Acrylic Paint is Plastic Fun!
- murder can be fun
- I know you are, but what am I?
- A guide to fun in South Africa
- Fun Tak
- Fun things to do with a raised floor
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
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