Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It will never get here, by the way, cause then tomorrow will be today O_o"

• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Marks which will never be broken
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• It will never be just you
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There will never be another you
• You never think it will be the ducks
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You will never be a real woman
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You will be assimilated
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• The next life will be better
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will always be in the details
• Someday, I will be strong
• The revolution will not be televised
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The end will be a sellout
• there will be a last
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Squids will be Squids
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will be silent as I wait
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be time
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I fear I will be nothing
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Everything will be alright
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be in my trailer!
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The Revolution will be televised
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It will be good when I am leader
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If it be your will
• Will I cease to be
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Will I be given that chance?
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will be your young sinner
• I will always be weird inside
• There Will Be Blood
• They will not be named!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• This love will be your downfall.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Will Be There
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now

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