Findings:

• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• International doesn't mean foreign
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I married him because he was not mean
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• I'm just a bill
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• i'm just a girl
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Just plane smart
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• You mean, it's just sounds?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I'm just sayin'.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because I'm an adult
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• just because
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm OK, You're OK
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm glad you're here.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm just here for the candy
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• To the world you're just one person
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm just guessing
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• suddenly you're all i see
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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