Findings:

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• you don't have to do this
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• why don't you just?
• Please do not read this
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Rape committed by women
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You just don't get it
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• please don't go
• Just Do It
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Things one should do while naked
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• I don't know what to do with you
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• I don't know what else to do
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• I just don't know when to quit.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Please don't feed the troll
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please don't bring your kids
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Please Don't Destroy
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• I don't believe in anything
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• What You do While I Slumber
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Please do not feed the birds
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't do that then!
• Please don't send your resume
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Chad Gadya
• Chad Smith
• Chad and Jeremy
• chad the vampire
• The Death of Chad Langford
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Why do we treat them so well?
• while a waitress pours coffee
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Our work and why we do it
• Do something
• DOS prompt

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