Findings:

• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I don't need a punchline
• Work like you don't need the money
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Don't Look Back
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Thank your ancestors for the big trees in front of your pretty suburban house
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• the way you don't look at me
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Bear in the Big Blue House
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Big House
• We Don't Need the Men
• We don't need no education
• you don't have to do this
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Love the one you don't need
• don't comment on my looks
• You have a big finger
• Cats don't have brakes
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Stoned music memories
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't look now
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• love like you don't need the money
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You don't have any real problems
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• with the things you don't need
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't need to be loved by you
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• you have everything you need
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• When living we have need of Death
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I don't have a television set
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't escort the big chariot
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• A reason to drink
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Information you don't need
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't Need Love
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't need a reason to cry
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• don't look (user)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Little House in the Big Woods
• I don't have the time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• telling people what they don't need to know
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• sitting alone in a big house and listening to depressing music
• Big Badlands

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