Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Look, I'll put my plonker on the table if you don't give me a plate of mushy peas"

• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Don't Give Me Names
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the way you don't look at me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't give up your day job
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't @ me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't stand so close to me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• don't look (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't Look Back
• Give Me Strength
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Give me a break!
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give me a moment, please
• Don't give up
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• When your presents give me hives
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• I don't mind if you forget me
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Dont Give Names (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't tread on me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• don't blame me for your anger
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• don't comment on my looks
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Don't call me white
• Give Me Louisiana
• Give Me the Brain
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• don't put it in your mouth
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't tell me everything
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't put your pecker in the checker
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't leave me alone
• They Don't Want Me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't send me roses
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Pass Me By
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't look now
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• customers don't trust me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't Tell Me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you

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