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So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
i have been burning for so long
I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
I'm going to be a Dad
how long does it go (user)
A Letter from Mom and Dad
"Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
"So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
It hasn't been so long, but
Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
When I'm long dead, the bee will win
I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
I'm so sorry
I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
I'm so pissed I can't stand up
sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
So long
Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
I'm so sorry my brain works that way
I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
So I let her go
The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
I'm so worldly, I shit globes
I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
How long can any one heart be so confused?
Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
Dreams last for so long
we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
I'm in this for the long haul
Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
I'm so tough
Hi, mom; I'm gay
I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
I'm letting you go
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
My mom thinks I'm a satanist
I'm dreaming it so it must be true
I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
as long as I'm breathing, it's not over
one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
You're so come here go away
I'm here for a good time, not a long time
So long, farewell
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
Not so long ago,
I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
It's been so long since I've known this feeling
My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
Mom, can we go to the mall?
Dad
Dad's Army
Psycho Dad
Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
Essence of Dad
My dad is a crack whore magnet
camping with dad
Dad at the beach
My Two Dads
Ghost Dad
my dad is two people
Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
D-A-D
Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
Dad's Root Beer
Oh yeah, and my dad died.
scots single dad (user)
Happy Birthday, Dad
On watching your dad vandalize city property
ya dad (user)
Ian's Dad (user)
Grand Dad says no scragging
My Dad in the Desert
My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
in the dark of my heart, dad
Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
Bela Lugosi's Dad
Have you been a dad today?
Your Dad's Husband (user)
Going out for a smoothie with your dad
My dad died
Go
computer go
Where do disappearing socks go?
Go Hibiki
go on the internet
Go Mifune
5-0 and go
go solo
To boldly go where no man has gone before
To boldly go where no one has gone before
Do not go gentle into that good night
Everything Must Go
Crying when you go to the bathroom
go to the mattresses
Japanese Go terms
go down
Go To Hell
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
go faster stripes
Go Play
go out
Go for the eyes, Boo!
go for the jugular
go home
to go
Go Bears!
Go Fish
Let's Go Bowling
Things that go bump in the night
Go back for seconds
Go on a trick
Go out to the country
Go over one's head
Go over the hill
Go through the trap
Go to bat
Go to town
Go wrong
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
Go figure
go root
go flatline

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