Findings:

• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• A reason to drink
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• So you don't have to
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• don't care
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I have a punklin and you don't
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• honey badger don't care
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• Baptist jokes
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't care. That's genius.
• I don't have a television set
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Stoned music memories
• Dreams Don't Care
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't care didn't care
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• you don't have to do this
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• because I have given up any care
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't care what you did last summer
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't care about the air
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• No, I don't have channel 11
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You don't have to remember my name
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't have the time
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Show, don't tell
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I don't see like you
• Don't beat around the bush
• I care because you do
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't Drink the Water
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Boys Don't Cry
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I don't like moving.
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Don't call it San Fran
• Don't do that then!
• Mountain Don't
• I don't think of her
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't want children
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't call me white
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't piss here
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't forget the toes
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Why don't men shave?
• I don't remember
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I don't believe in people

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