Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "OK you have to understand I have NO experience with romance here much less polyamory so if anyone could tell me if I'm making this all unrealistic I would greatly appreciate it"

• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You have no power over me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Could you have danced with me?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• tell me what you have in your heart
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It could have been me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• And All That Could Have Been
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I could have been Canadian
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• when all the white horses have broken free
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Dogs that have owned me
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have no browser and I must node!
• We are all we have
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• the only comfort we could ever have
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• tell me all your reasons
• Experience tells me not to try
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I have no faith in your God
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Here We Have Idaho
• All the fairies have gone
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• All I have left to lose
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Where the streets have no name
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Could have beens, should have beens
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I could have been one of a two
• Penis for a day
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• They could have saved Kevin
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• How could you ever have enough?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• How to have an out of body experience
• How we could still have a President Trump
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I have no hair
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have no complaint
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value

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