Findings:

• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Ignorance is no excuse
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• No Excuses
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Jedi excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• bad excuse (user)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• no-s (user)
• NO MA'AM
• No soup for you
• No
• no tea
• No Fear
• .no
• Faith No More
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• This ain't no picnic
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• no biscuit
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Trust No One
• He said, expecting the answer no
• No Doubt
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• No Surprises
• There is no god but God
• Dry bones can harm no one
• no shit
• Japanese no
• No Limit
• No Idea
• Just say no to TV
• No Treason: The Constitution of No Authority
• no toast
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• No Wave
• no-see-um
• NOS
• Proof that there is no largest prime number
• No visible means of support
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Leaving no stone unturned
• Just Say No
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• No hitter
• take no prisoners
• no mercy
• no holds barred
• No shit, there I was
• It's a War With no Winners!
• There is no spoon
• no time
• No Space
• no sex
• I have no faith in your God
• no rest for the wicked
• No Shelter
• no chance
• No More Cocoons
• Jah no dead
• No Exit
• esta sentencia está en español cuando usted no está mirando
• person of no account
• Kareshi Kanojo No Jijou
• The Man with no Name
• no harm, no foul
• Like there's no tomorrow
• No matter what
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• We don't need no education
• I have no hair
• No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
• Eva no otaku
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• No True Scotsman
• there's no accounting for taste
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Straight No Chaser
• Fushigi no Umi no Nadia
• Chelsea Hotel No. 2
• No one knows my plan
• Are We Downhearted? No! No! No!
• MY life has no carrot
• Go Rin no Sho
• No turn on red except on green arrow
• mono no aware
• No Flag
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• There is no friend anywhere
• I have no complaint
• No Word
• Just Say No to Dubs
• All mouth and no trousers
• Mirrors hold no answers
• Look mom, no hands!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• No, this is not an evil scheme
• No HeroQuesting without humility
• No Man's Land
• No mas
• Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537
• No hair = No friends
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• No Carrier
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• No way

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