Findings:

• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Arguing About God
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• How could God let this happen?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't ask don't tell
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Please don't send your resume
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Don't Worry About the Government
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• Don't think about it
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't let me die nervous
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• don't shoot the hand of god
• please don't go
• Please Don't Destroy
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Oh, God!
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I don't care about the air
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• How To Think About God
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Don't let the psychos in
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Please don't bring your kids
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• My God, don't tempt me!
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Let go and let God
• OBAFGKM
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• don't let them scare you
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• If God was willing to let it be
• funny oh God
• Please God, make me a stone.
• oh my god (user)
• Let sleeping gods lie
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Let's talk about that
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Don't tell me about her
• Let go and forget about it
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• She thought about giving him her heart
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't ask
• Ask me about Loom
• let me ask (user)
• Please don't feed the troll
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• You don't know my GOD
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Don't expect God to save you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• Don't talk about me behind my back

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