Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Oh come on, all they're doing is engaging in a criminal conspiracy to make the next criminal conspiracy easier so they can save all mankind"

• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
• One letter can make all the difference
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• They All Laughed
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Make Poverty History Nodermeet: Subverting Social Justice agendas all in the name of a partay!
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• They think it's all over
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• we can all just be around other people
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• Why sales guys make all the money
• Death makes angels of us all
• All Altruists Gladly Make Gum In Gallon Tanks
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• And they all just stood and stared
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• For All Mankind
• We all come from the Goddess
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• We Can all Die Like This
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Conspiracy To Save/Destroy Television
• make all
• Let's All Make Believe
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All you can eat
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• The End of All Things to Come
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Oh, the wonder of it all
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I'm All You Can Think About
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• All I can do
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• all your monsters come to me
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• all those days are gone
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Goodbye to All That
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother

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