Findings:

• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Don't give up your day job
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• A reason to drink
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't shit where you eat
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Stoned music memories
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Calling it your job don't make it right
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• I don't have a television set
• Why don't I have votes today?
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have the time
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• you don't have to do this
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• Oh shit, I shat in my shorts
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Shit Fire City
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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